Love: Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie....

By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:03

Well, that's pretty inconsiderate of her, bringing someone without asking. Hopefully she paid for her "friend".

peacheso 31

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:04

You didn't have to sit through that. You should have just left.

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rachaelward 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:10

Maybe you just came off a little too friend-like and casual. But then again, this girl should have at least asked before bringing someone along

ThorneCrossed 9

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:11

That's when you just leave. They would probably be so busy tongue punching each other to notice. Or move seats,

FluffyWizdom 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:11

you should've sat in between them

buckeyed 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:13

shouldve elbowed him the whole time "NO WAIT YOU GOTTA SEE THIS PART!" or, leaving sounds good, too.

ponyopon 4

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:19

Steal the popcorn and run.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:20

D: We will go shopping together and visit a cutlery store where you can pick out your favorite knives. Then we'll walk up to them while they are in the car...and slash their tires. We can laugh in their faces when they beg for a ride.

Futacy 29

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:23

"Wow, OP, you're such a great friend! I want to be more than friends, maybe best friends. Damn I wish I had a boyfriend like you." (starts making out with her other "friend")

ShakeDisPlace 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:26

Well at least you know how inconsiderate your crush is, OP. You can deserve better!.

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:27

Damn, that's ****** up. It must suck to be in the friend zone

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:28

Wording is everything, OP. Did you not specify just the both of you for the movie, due to the nervousness you felt at the time? Things tend to come out strange when someone's nervous.