Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML
Stay at home
Today, after I bought a ticket to Colombia back in April this year to travel in December. I was waiting for my passport to get mailed. My flight was on December 17; I received my passport on December 19. FML
Enjoy yourself, I guess
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, I went to the airport to start the amazing 3 week vacation in Costa Rica that I've been saving for and planning for more than a year. They wouldn't let me on the plane because my passport expires in less than 6 months. FML
Bastards!
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Red tape
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML
Nicked it
Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML
Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML
On the move
Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
Stuck here
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML
Top comments
DontClickOnMe 28
Should've applied for your passport earlier.. Oh well, mistakes happen.
cheerkat 6
You shoulda got it sooner!!!!
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benmec 18
Why'd you wanna go there anyway? The jersey shore is already back in seaside....duh!
nic7973 23
should have come to australia!
ChineseTakeOut 3
You tink Jersey Sho is only ting from Italy?
jerseyboy732 16
You are a moron. I'm from jersey and it's nothing like how it's portrayed on tv
Marcelb 17
More importantly, Jersey shore is nothing like Italy/Italian people. Although they might think they're like Italian people, they aren't.
benmec 18
Yes it is. Don't you know anything???
flockz 20
Shirley, you can't be serious.
nic7973 23
don't call me shirley!
Enslaved 38
That "Airplane" movie is classic! (:
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
Damn you, government!!!
pjmommy 9
book
pjmommy 9
book another flight the fun doesn't have to end here
sadistmonkey 19
I'll reserve judgement until I find out how far in advance the OP applied for his passport.
NippsSlipps 10
Damn, I would have been so pissed off. Same thing almost happened to my sister but luckily she got her passport quick.
benmec 18
Is your sister hot?
NippsSlipps 10
Are you asking me of I check out my sister? Huh? Yeah, she's alright.
takenover 15
Well, that sucks! And yes, how far in advance did you apply for the passport OP?
jerseyboy732 16
you know there's an option when you order your passport to have it rushed? and if your traveling within 2 weeks your supposed to visit your local state dept office
lizard399 0
I've never had a reason to get a passport, but if I did I'd make sure I had it before paying expensive airfare. You deserve it for leaving room for mistake in a situation that has an easy step-by-step process.. Pricey lesson I'm guessing..