Today, I finally kicked my awful nail-biting habit. All it took was a fractured jaw. I haven't been able to chew anything for two weeks. FML
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Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, after dealing with a monstrously painful canker sore for the last two weeks, it finally healed up. I was so relieved that I went out to lunch… and immediately stabbed myself in the gums with a tortilla chip. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
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Fgjvshnb 22
Way to look on the bright side!
derangedplanet 23
That majorly bites. or it doesn't
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Comments (28)
hugoni2000 20
It is really hard to stop, I've tried different techniques but that was certainly a new one!
trucker2 33
Well don't have a relapse later down the road.
americanafrican 32
never and i mean ever, try a blended big mac.
Hildy93 21
Well I mean I hate to say you deserved it but.....
fumanshu 9
"Old habits die hard"? Hahaha
Dean__Winchester 16
I wanna know how nail-biting escalated to a fractured jaw
mrfailmaster 13
Am I the only one who wants to know what happened