Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl... - FML

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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ohmygolly 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

GameRater01 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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OMGBBQ 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:51

who's that Justin bieber?

shadows17 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:56

oh... shit

antonio21 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:05

maybe it's a sign

thishannahkid 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:06

how do you not know!? Yikes, poor you. :(

HomPuff 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:30

That happened to a book character too, he's gay.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 2:06

lol wow

heythereyouu_fml 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:57

How did you find out??

Baytheshark 14

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:35

Aww, what gave it away?

bbakr 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:16

Dumbass

rcbarnes 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:57

I wonder if these ancient FMLs even get comment moderation any more. (Though there seems to be an automated moderation trigger, based on identical content.) :-P

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