By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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ohmygolly 0

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

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GameRater01 0

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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What_Willis_is_t 1

You found out when he said yes, you hugged and felt something poking into your thigh?

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silverstar210 0

don't worry doesn't mean u gay....if ur not trololol

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PoppyRocks 0

I guess the flat chestedness wasnt a tip off? Im wondering how it played out.. "Stephanie, would you go to the movies with me?" "Dude. My name us John. and only if we see Fast Five."

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