Love: Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that...

By anon - 18/03/2011 12:36

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

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Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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Nattybabe 1

Friday 18 March 2011 18:32

wow... nice boyfriend. to that I would of said, yeahh I feel almost as invisible as your dick looks.

Mirelly13 6

Friday 18 March 2011 18:33

Awhh): that's mean. I know what it feels like to get made fun of because of your nose. Just tell him, "If your penis was the size of my nose, I wouldn't be complaining" hah

Comments

LmFaO4realz 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:22

wow please tell me u broke up with him

dboy006778 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:24

o shit :O

shinydragonmist 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:56

do i sense someone with low self-esteam issues

gagaman_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 6:27

He's probably jealous because your nose is bigger than his dick!!!

bigmarkie2 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 6:58

Some people just don't like guns.

baseballgirl25 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 13:01

I hope to god u knock him out. other wise I will be happy to do it for you sweetheart.

Kyandisaru 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 16:10

Dump the chump. :/

mercy0926 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 17:44

wow... tell him how u think hes invisible in bed too, cus u feel like hes never there!

MissGucci90 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 18:15

To the first comment maybe you should look in the mirror before you say shit about another one.... she def needs a new bf don't be ashamed of who you are or look like!!!!!!!!