green2black
United States
Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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matt692009 0
Beastieality is ILLEGAL
mariekentairo 0
You should get out more then....
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dtheman997 0
and just how much peanutbutter do the two if you go through?
RachaelJustBlah6 0
ahah. doggie style(:
Compass 0
Forbidden love, the world may frown upon you, they may not want to see you together, but you must break the bonds of normal humanity and... BEASTIALATE (yes I turned *********** into a verb).
orgyz 0
Not with something so helpless and innocent.
seahorses4eva 4
This disturbed me.
HeretoBlame 3
well who wouldnt get disturbed by this? the only thing am questioning is how far did he go with the dog..
RedPillSucks 33
He got to third base
lickmyjock 0
just slap some ky on, it'll stretch.
QueenofAwesome 0
I feel sorry for the dog. Anyone have a golden retriever they can hook this guys dog up with. Maybe if It's not as loyal he will no longer want it!
Katuski 4
well, at least you know she won't cheat on you. and you could take her out on walks to try to meet girls.
white_mouse 0
... that's a comic book. except she's a lab.
nabzilla 0
I'm sure ********** will work for you then. :L I kid. FYL!
Mikeymikey 4
WTF!!! way to go dude!!