green2black
United States
Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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matt692009 0
Beastieality is ILLEGAL
mariekentairo 0
You should get out more then....
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iBrittanyy 17
For some reason, *********** just flashed into my mind when i read this.. o.o
remfire 0
I also fill in love with a golden reteiver, but she turned out to be a bitch.
FarSide 23
You are being picky. As long as the Golden Retriever is a female....
Breekachu718 3
F YOUR LIFE! XD
SuperEgo19 0
Loooser, get a girlfriend, she's loyal, energetic, smart, and make amazing sandwiches, just sayin, I love sandwiches =]
maryamd 3
the only thing he needs now is to find out his dogs a boy then he's gay an an animal ****** ^_^
luvtruckguy 0
ahh one of the ones that won't ever bitch or leave you.
shadowsbane 0
Uhh, technically, she is a bitch. :P
BonJovi821 3
#188, you are complete and utter win.
fogrunner 13
dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humans
dreadasaur 0
i think you two could make it work.
joce445 0
you're desperate