she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

Agreed, it's so disgusting ! And I wish I didn't have the image stuck in my mind >.

c'mon guys.. Extra protein!

Even if she thought it was a joke, this is so disgusting

how is eating toe nail clippings an extra source of protein?

thats gross in so many levels

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

Ew no, lol. Andddd I just lost my appetite for a second time haha

Have you read the one where this girls date used her hair to floss his teeth?

...And the one where a dentist's snot fell into the OP's mouth?

What about the one when OP and his girlfriends lip rings got stuck together and she threw up

I guess you could say the food is made of toes, spice, and everything nice

Or the one where a girl but her boyfriends neck and pus from his pimple squirted into her mouth.

There's a new one where a guy vomits regurgitated sushi into his date's mouth. Yeah. I don't normally have a problem with my stomach while reading these, but that FML definitely made me queasy.

That's disgusting.

even if he does do it in the kitchen how did it end up in the food, unless he clips while he cooks. regardless, that's nasty.

I think I just threw up a little

I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

probably not a good idea to clip you toenails in a kitchen, regardless of the circumstances

I always vacuum and clean up after so that doesn't happen.

That's. Not. Ok.

....and shit like this is why I'm Always polite and charming to the waitress. That trip from the Kitchen to your table isn't exactly video monitored every step of the way. :p Ick.

Eating at their house is a real "nail biter" ah? Ah? Yes? No? Okay

How's that for added flavor. In all seriousness, that's nasty.

A little toe spice makes everything nice.

Well. Last time you eat over there. Invite your friend over and after she has soup or something say watch out my mom has a habit of putting rat poison in soup

Then put laxatives in the soup and say "You expected rat poison? Fuck you."

why would she drink the soup in the first place?

Well she did warn you...

I was thinking the same thing. She received a fair warning.