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By sleepysophie - / Saturday 19 October 2013 15:04 / United States
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Or the one where a girl but her boyfriends neck and pus from his pimple squirted into her mouth.

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There's a new one where a guy vomits regurgitated sushi into his date's mouth. Yeah. I don't normally have a problem with my stomach while reading these, but that FML definitely made me queasy.

even if he does do it in the kitchen how did it end up in the food, unless he clips while he cooks. regardless, that's nasty.

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I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

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I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

....and shit like this is why I'm Always polite and charming to the waitress. That trip from the Kitchen to your table isn't exactly video monitored every step of the way. :p Ick.

Well. Last time you eat over there. Invite your friend over and after she has soup or something say watch out my mom has a habit of putting rat poison in soup

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