FML : Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the...

Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the kitchen." She said it with a sarcastic, joking tone, and laughed afterwards. While eating, I found a toenail in my food. Her response? "I told you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sleepysophie - / Saturday 19 October 2013 15:04 / United States - Helena

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By awkwardloveannie | 28

#5722463 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:13

she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

By Sweet_Meli | 11

#5722464 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:14

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

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By awkwardloveannie | 28

#5722463 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:13

she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

Soniye | 14

#5722478 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:23

Agreed, it's so disgusting ! And I wish I didn't have the image stuck in my mind >.

xBethanyC | 15

#5722483 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:28

c'mon guys.. Extra protein!

kumarina | 35

#5722581 - Saturday 19 October 2013 21:09

Even if she thought it was a joke, this is so disgusting

michaelaranda | 28

#5722627 - Saturday 19 October 2013 22:09

how is eating toe nail clippings an extra source of protein?

nina739 | 10

#5722735 - Sunday 20 October 2013 1:05

thats gross in so many levels

By Sweet_Meli | 11

#5722464 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:14

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

Sweet_Meli | 11

#5722564 - Saturday 19 October 2013 20:43

Ew no, lol. Andddd I just lost my appetite for a second time haha

Gothicbunnyx3 | 16

#5722585 - Saturday 19 October 2013 21:13

Have you read the one where this girls date used her hair to floss his teeth?

deOrca | 8

#5722681 - Saturday 19 October 2013 23:43

...And the one where a dentist's snot fell into the OP's mouth?

skyttlz | 32

#5722717 - Sunday 20 October 2013 0:30

What about the one when OP and his girlfriends lip rings got stuck together and she threw up

ylirne | 9

#5722720 - Sunday 20 October 2013 0:34

I guess you could say the food is made of toes, spice, and everything nice

miianah1 | 22

#5725283 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:52

Or the one where a girl but her boyfriends neck and pus from his pimple squirted into her mouth.

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6155922 - Sunday 28 December 2015 1:24

There's a new one where a guy vomits regurgitated sushi into his date's mouth.

Yeah. I don't normally have a problem with my stomach while reading these, but that FML definitely made me queasy.

By Dallasluver19 | 14

#5722465 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:14

That's disgusting.

By sweetbliss3 | 37

#5722466 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:17

even if he does do it in the kitchen how did it end up in the food, unless he clips while he cooks. regardless, that's nasty.

jameen | 11

#5722525 - Saturday 19 October 2013 20:03

I think I just threw up a little

sweetbliss3 | 37

#5722619 - Saturday 19 October 2013 22:02

I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

sweetbliss3 | 37

#5722620 - Saturday 19 October 2013 22:02

I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

michaelaranda | 28

#5722628 - Saturday 19 October 2013 22:10

probably not a good idea to clip you toenails in a kitchen, regardless of the circumstances

sweetbliss3 | 37

#5723001 - Sunday 20 October 2013 5:20

I always vacuum and clean up after so that doesn't happen.

By King_paradox | 22

#5722467 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:18

That's. Not. Ok.

By Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5722468 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:18

....and shit like this is why I'm Always polite and charming to the waitress. That trip from the Kitchen to your table isn't exactly video monitored every step of the way. :p
Ick.

By harryisangry | 6

#5722469 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:18

Eating at their house is a real "nail biter" ah? Ah? Yes? No? Okay

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#5722470 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:18

How's that for added flavor.

In all seriousness, that's nasty.

LanceGoodthrust | 19

#5722556 - Saturday 19 October 2013 20:30

A little toe spice makes everything nice.

By Rainhawk94 | 27

#5722471 - Saturday 19 October 2013 19:18

Well. Last time you eat over there. Invite your friend over and after she has soup or something say watch out my mom has a habit of putting rat poison in soup