Animals: Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit,... - FML

By Anonyme - 16/05/2014 07:55 - Canada - Saint-jean-de-matha

Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 16 May 2014 19:09

At least you know he'll do well in survival situations. Next thing you know, he'll be testing out recipes with the neighbor's hamster, and the snake he found in the backyard.

iAlissa 34

Friday 16 May 2014 19:13

As an owner of two bunnies, I can tell you that they're high maintenance. Definitely not a good pet for a young child.

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XxstrangerxX 5

Friday 23 May 2014 23:15

He's hopping strange!

darrend1196 21

Monday 2 June 2014 14:32

Fatal attraction indeed.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 3 July 2014 14:46

He'd probably survive if he ever got lost in the wilderness.

RageWolf16 31

Friday 18 July 2014 19:19

YDI for not explaining all that to him before you bought the rabbit.

LunarServant 10

Wednesday 30 July 2014 4:05

well ****

rivaraven 35

Tuesday 12 May 2015 18:21

5 year old is way too young to take care of an animal. Parents should know, that if they get an animal for such a young child, they are going to be taking care of it, not the kid.

Konarika 11

Tuesday 10 October 2017 1:34

Love thy rabbit

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