Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML
Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML
Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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YDIlover 0
Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!
4percent 0
dont have kids, please you cant even take care of a dog...
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Comments (270)
effalexslife 0
Why would you pay 1400 dollars... for a DOG?
VenomousX 0
In this day and age there is absolutely no excuse or reason to buy a purebreed (or any dog really) dogs when there are literally millions dying in shelters because they have no home. Please if you opt to try this again and be a responsible pet owner this time, adopt instead of supporting breeding. If you absolutely must have a pure breed, still check with the shelters, purebreeds get abandoned too.
chyeaitskim 0
This definintely sounds fake.. if you wanted a dog so badly, you would have spent time with it on the first day you got it, instead of going to lunch with your friends, which you could have done any other day. YDI
Andyangels27 0
good that's what you get for buying a dog go to the poun save a life
305alive 0
are you trying to brag about dog price, te cost of a ******* dog. kinda sad. I own a race winning Doberman for 23,700. so let's compare now
craziii 0
you idiot it was a pedigree wasent it? you were waiting soo long for it and then you leave it alone!?!?? at least you should have kept it inside if you really had to go your a real dumb a s s
airforce987 20
your a sucker for buying a 1400 dollar dog. I got mine for 200 at the pound. great dog
TeeHooligan 0
Awwww! Why would you so much tho? Adopting is cheaper and better oh well....
J0gby 0
should have gotten a dog off of craigslist so it would be cheaper :)
futurefutrell 0
Most new puppies can't break a fence, if it's a good quality fence. So, the puppy was most likely stolen. However, YDI for leaving a brand new expensive as hell puppy outside alone. If you're worried about it making a mess on your expensive carpet (or maybe it's cheap since you spent all your money on your puppy), then get some child gate and gate it in the kitchen, or keep it in the bathroom with a little bed and ticking clock.