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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 17:43 - Meade

Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By Arachnofail - 08/04/2016 04:16 - France - Goussainville

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:29 - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML

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By raven_of_azarath - 29/07/2019 02:00

Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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By spenmy - 13/06/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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Sunday 19 June 2016 6:46

Only one logical answer: Set the car on fire.

dontknow1 19

Sunday 19 June 2016 6:49

I hope they didn't bite you, go clean the tubes from the ac and also your entire car just in case there are other types of bugs inside.

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xo_rilee 13

Sunday 19 June 2016 7:29

This is my worst nightmare. I'm sorry OP.

Justkidding100 41

Sunday 19 June 2016 7:37

and you didn't crash???

extremereviews 26

Sunday 19 June 2016 7:51

Cold? It's in the 80's in Kansas

clouds109 4

Sunday 19 June 2016 8:07

It's been extremely hot in Kansas.....

Elgrin 15

Sunday 19 June 2016 8:51

I guess they didn't tell you when you bought that car that AC meant "arachnid children".

writergirl1029 17

Sunday 19 June 2016 9:25

How about a nice tall glass of nope?

siomha 4

Sunday 19 June 2016 12:49

Oh my gosh, burn it to the ground.

justamoderator 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 12:57

Please tell me you live in Australia...please

confused_wandere 26

Sunday 19 June 2016 14:33

Kansas

Devyl 4

Tuesday 21 June 2016 7:46

gosh damn it I'm in Kansas, my girlfriend found mice in her AC

sailorarctic 22

Sunday 19 June 2016 14:02

And that is when I would have crashed the car and lit it on fire.

confused_wandere 26

Sunday 19 June 2016 14:31

Looks like you took a wrong turn into Hell at some point along the way.

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