Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, I had to have a very unfortunate conversation with my young daughter about homophobia and bigotry, after the neighbor said she can’t play with her kids anymore. My daughter mentioned she had two mommies, me and my platonic best fiend who’s her godmother. My poor baby is still inconsolable. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Nguyenydapooh 5
Being a good parent doesn't mean being the favorite.
agaba 0
she is just immature
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Comments (113)
Prolusive 5
Take a hint...
KiddNYC1O 22
Where did you go wrong, op? Re-strategize.
mygreenhoodie 0
how precious, kodak moment
eminemchick 19
like your picture muscleeglassesss!!!:D
1215116a 14
EpicMealTime is epic. (:
Nguyenydapooh 5
Being a good parent doesn't mean being the favorite.
MuchDance90s 0
wise words. :)
Ryanmatuszak 5
she doesn't know any better
cupcakexxrawr 0
well she's just a kid don't worry :) get her candy :D
MalaInsane_11 0
She is only 5y/o and doesn't really understand. I know that probably hurt, but just know she didn't mean it.
dasfro 2
ouch. I am sorry. Do remember though she is five.
MrXerxes5 6
FYL. Ah. Kids.
Snafuusmc 12
hmm personalities are usually locked in by age 3 so something triggered it.