Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
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Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
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Top comments
corporatescoundr 25
That's ridiculously low, especially for your sister... Unless there's some hidden beef you're not telling us about
KayleeT 9
Send her a present and be like, "oops I made a mistake" and take it back
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Comments (69)
nishantvas 13
I don't know what have you done to be on your sister's bad side... but if you think you're not the bad one, you should crash that wedding for insulting you like this... I would
sulitak 27
if that's the reaction: then it would explain why people don't like you
amelia_suhayda 22
I'm really sorry that happened. It hurts when family does that kind of thing.
gameofthrones_fml 12
v. swamped, swamp·ing, swamps v.tr. 1. To drench in or cover with water
meggieeee92 15
How do you accidentally mail someone something? She obviously had to have written your name and address..
worldclassrager 39
Well we know she didn't send out the invitations...but still kicking out your own family member is cruel..,
sulitak 27
yeah, I have "family" members who I had on a kick-out list. There are some people that are so rude and horrible that you never want to see them again.
twiztedone 19
Two things come to mind. 1 You two had a fall out somewhere or 2 your sister is a huge **** that needs to be soccer kicked in the cooter!
rebel501 4
Be nothing but nice and then lead up to something cool and just smother it. Yay a baseball game! Oops mailed ur ticket to a hobo instead of you. Darn shame.
redbluegreen 40
Hijack a motorcycle and bust through the stained glass window as she says her vows.
Enslaved 36
Sounds like a Billy Idol music video. (:
nightfire2258 24
I like the way you think 49! Unfortunately he risks pissing off the rest of the family by landing on dear old granny. Then again, when they ask if anyone has any objections he could crash through the window with Dikembe Mutombo on the back of the motorcycle yelling "No No No Not Today!". They could then kidnap the priest and ride out the front door. That would be one hell of a story to tell at thanksgiving!
WhiteCrimson 23
Dont they put names into their invites? Either they were p,aying with you or you did something to your sister that she will not forgive you for in the near future.
Apprentice4Life 5
There is more to this story than appears!! C'mon OP!!!!