By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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ilovesjustinb 0

If you were a stranger, why would a stranger drop off a kid at school? Smh

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Give them some Twix! That's stuff's the shit! :D

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OfficeNinja 5

You need a plain white windowless cargo van with "free candy" spray painted on it. Then see what happens when your kid does the same thing.

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littlerena67 2

this is y most parents best their children just saying

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Jasonf6 0

Oh shit that's funny. How long did you ground him for?

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randomreader2315 4

I hope that kid received an epic ass-beating afterwards.

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RainbowSprinklez 7

Hm.... If I were you I would transfer your kid to another school... jussayin. O.O

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