Kids: Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided... - FML

By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

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dealingdave 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:36

I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Monday 19 December 2011 18:47

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

ThatGuyRory 9

Monday 19 December 2011 18:48

I like strangers.

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ilovetrouble 0

Monday 16 January 2012 4:25

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!:)

niknoknikki 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:01

Whoop that ASS!!

LadyGore 12

Monday 27 February 2012 0:54

It's kinda ridiculous how people are saying "your kids funny" or "he's a genus". Won't be funny when your child does it and a teacher or police hears and you get questioned because your child's a brat. Learn to parent.

colemcarter 0

Monday 16 July 2012 21:42

Your kid is badass

banan001 6

Friday 20 July 2012 11:08

What a idiot kid

ViviMage 38

Saturday 6 July 2013 23:05

He won't get dropped off a second time!

Coolio8567 5

Saturday 17 September 2016 14:38

My mom used to spank me to prevent this kind of shit from happening. Goddamn, you can downvote me now

IThriveWithYourPain 14

Monday 26 November 2018 3:40

Man that kid needs to learn you are way more likely to be kidnapped or hurt by a family member than a stranger

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