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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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By JeezAndAges - 24/11/2018 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By offrampmotel - 28/03/2017 14:00

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Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML

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By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

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Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00

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Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

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Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Oedipus complex?

GhostChickens 17

Monday 3 June 2013 1:37

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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starsfan326 12

Monday 3 June 2013 2:33

Wtf does he need bras for?

Axipiter 24

Monday 3 June 2013 2:36

His mother locked up all the tissues because they kept disappearing in a hurry. He had to use something...

Jharrist89 12

Monday 3 June 2013 2:36

Laughed my ass off when I moderate this one!

adelle_cook23 3

Monday 3 June 2013 2:41

umm...that's very disturbing and creepy

covertamerica 11

Monday 3 June 2013 2:47

That's disturbing on so many levels. Yet I'm curious how a bra comes in to play..

wubu18 6

Monday 3 June 2013 3:02

Oh, oh...Frued's victim.

nativebeachbum 4

Monday 3 June 2013 3:07

Obviously a mommy's boy lol

Kiki242 19

Monday 3 June 2013 3:23

Seriously, how would one approach this situation? Fyl, op. good luck dealing with that one.

kpc2424 13

Monday 3 June 2013 3:30

Good grief! I guess he thought they were "c" cups lol!

emuexport 4

Monday 3 June 2013 3:46

Bad boy bubby

buckdharma 37

Monday 3 June 2013 3:47

Motherload?

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