Today, I discovered that it's an hour and 45 minutes quicker to get the bus to work, rather than the train. I've worked there for six years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to recent changes in my local transit system, the bus that I take to work and back is a unidirectional loop instead of bi-directional. So my morning commute is the same, but the commute back is now an hour-and-half instead of 20 minutes. FML
Today, I booked my car in for a service, with the intention of taking the courtesy bus to work. I got there at 8:45am, and the receptionist told me the courtesy bus was 10 minutes away. Work is 1.5km away, so I told my boss that I might be a couple of minutes late. Fifty minutes later, the bus came. I should've walked. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML
Today, a co-worker, who lives 30 minutes out of my way, had broken down so I picked him up. We were both 5 minutes late and both got fired. Our department takes 30-60 minutes to even start running. FML
Today, I finished moving to my new apartment, which is 45 minutes away from my old one, because my workplace would be closer. I then got a phone call from my boss, telling me that he's transferring me to another location, which is closer to my old apartment. FML
Today, despite the fact they know I'm commuting hundreds of kilometres, I was requested to come to work at the earliest possible hour, every day. I'll be waking up at half past 3 a.m. and admire sunrises on my way. FML
Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
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MisterDoctor 12
Your train of thought must've been elsewhere in the past 6 years.
zingline89 18
With that kind of massive inefficiency I can only assume you are a congressman
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Comments (105)
Leslier_fml 4
Well, they say you learn something new everyday! :)
Ingredients 7
You've spent 3,834 hours and 15 minutes on a train that could have been spent sleeping.
friedbunnies 9
An hour and 45 minutes quicker? And in six years it's never occurred to you to maybe move closer to your job? Or find a similar job closer to home?
Stoopid_life 2
I think you are lying sir.
Matty1188 6
WTF? How long is your commute?? I'd have been searching high and low for a faster way, or even looked for a new job.
AshleyLuvsFrank 12
Could you elaborate on this? My first thought is: In what universe is a bus faster than a train? However, I don't know all of the details...Maybe you had to take 2 trains? I'd really like to know!
bodyguerdson 16
That come out to saving about 17.5 hours in two weeks or about 2625 hours (109 days) in 6 years... FYL for sure, that like 1/3 of a year wasted just taking longer to get to work
tiggerz 6
Wast six years of ur life too
Sir_drink_alot 20
I would take that long to figure it out too.... I hate the bus
CaBur 5
WTF!!! How far is your work if a hour and 45 minutes is only the time savings!?!?