By JukeboxValkyrie - 16/02/2012 07:52 - United States

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML
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To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.

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Lenho 26

At least he didn't springboard off your face while you were fornicating.

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feven 32

Your cat is really something else. I guess not everyone wants a free quote on auto insurance.

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speedy420 0

that bastard probably farted in your face before jumping lol

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Royal_3487 4

why do you have geckos on your ceiling...in your house.

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rizzybear 4

Now you can save twice as much on car insurance!

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the1purple 3

and that is how you save big money on car insurance.

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nesteremily 31

were the geckos yours? yep...I find the part that there are geckos in your room weird lolol

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Ian_from_0070 16

It's in Florida, they are native to Florida and can find their way into anything as they are small

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cannotthinkofone 10

You live near geckos! It's not an FML specifically for that reason...

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The_doctor1121 4

My cat decide that the best way to wake me up is jump on my crotch

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