By feelsbadman - 12/07/2018 05:00

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Today, I decided to surprise my crush by wishing her happy birthday when she came out of the lift. Too bad she was busy giving someone a blow job and didn’t notice me. FML
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Leeono 26

I agree your life sucks.....as does she.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Oh man, that blows. I mean that sucks! Sorry, I have trouble sizing up a situation. I'll come again when I have something bigger to say.

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Mungolikecandy 19

She's a classy lady. She used a lift rather than just sucking him off in the bushes.

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real life problems 26

Looks like the elevator wasn't the only thing going down

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AngryKitten 24

Move on and find someone more classy 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Rose Fortunato 10

Well, at least she wasn’t your girlfriend.

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openawhole00 6

Maybe she was pretending to be a salmon...

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mas12806 24

That speaks to her character, probably best to find interest in somebody else. I know the feeling :(

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ohsnapword 21

Why? He can probably get some from her. I'll show myself out now.

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Takegami 22

At least you know now instead of wasting your time on that thot

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cornyrob 33

It would have been very rude to interrupt. I hope you waited until she was done.

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