By TANT - 22/03/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 435
You deserved it 81

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Today, I tried to inject steroids. I wasn't strong enough to squeeze the syringe. FML

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Here's what ya do... TAKE THE ****** PLASTIC OFF THE LID... moron

lolololololololol... LOL. at least your a comedian!

xvxblackdahlia 0

try the insanity videos. the workouts seem kinda gay, but your so distracted by how idiotic you must look that you're ripped by the time you notice the burn.

SpazzyJazzy325 0

I used to be like you... but I started working out and with the help of protein, nitric oxide, and creatine I weigh 120lbs and can bench press 260!