Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
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Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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weeping_willow 25
In this situation, who are you more pissed at? Legit question
Lennie Mcfish 19
Always listen to your instincts. Time to throw the whole family and husband away
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Comments (37)
Santorini Lawrencia 19
Sorry to say this but your mother is a bitch.
WHSKitty4ever 23
If you think he’s cheating, he unfortunately probably is… I’m so sorry, OP. I hope that you completely disowned that bitch, and that you are divorcing him!
Zaina Tamam 9
This better end up in one of the best FMLs of all time.
anothermaria 9
Danm, this is the nost tragic FML I've ever read on this site. and I've been here for ages. Sorry OP Get rid of them all.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Having a ***** for a mother is probably why you ended up with a ***** of a husband. Go no contact with her and make sure your therapy is paid for by him during the divorce. You don't owe these people anything- especially not putting up with toxic behavior.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Is your name Stacey? Does your mom have it going on? Still no excuse.
BuckNekkid 22
i hope this is fake news, that's just wrong
awkardtaco 12
**** leave them both I'm so sorry that happened
Mistic1979 4
Well guess you get to pick a funeral home instead of a nursing home.
Duskyb 12
A few years ago at 30 my mom finally told me why my grandmother was never a part of my childhood. Apparently she came home early from work once to find her then husband (prior to my father) en flagrante with her mother under the dining room table. Husband had the good grace to run off with someone else entirely and never speak to her again. Her mother however pretended the whole thing never happened. Years later told her pastor my mom estranged herself just because she was a bad daughter. Shockingly, this shit does actually happen. Super selfish people getting off on being above basic morals.