Transportation: Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town...

By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last 2 minutes of the journey, I hit a van and messed up the front of my car. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 12:24

YDI FOR NOT LISTENING!!!

IxIBAZIxI 2

Friday 3 September 2010 12:27

You deserved it, doesn't matter if you're 17 driving a Bentley which isn't even yours is retarded regardless.

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MetalFish 0

Friday 3 September 2010 22:39

YDI for driving a British car. That's for us Brits to drive, go back to your gas-guzzling, planet-rotting cars!

shesoheavy 0

Friday 3 September 2010 22:47

Your age is no excuse for irresponsibility.

Bobby64 29

Friday 3 September 2010 23:11

Agreed. Just because you're a teenager doesn't make you an idiot. It's people like the OP that help promote that stereotype.

Shaggy_92 5

Friday 3 September 2010 23:16

bahahahahahaha Y-D-I for being a dumbass

dug44 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:13

YEAH, FYL.... sounds like your mom's loaded.... poor baby....

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:16

Wow, dude FYL. You are sooo Grounded. :(

Backspace007 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:23

duuuuuuuuummmm biiiiitch you totally deserve for being ignorant

Macadamia_fml 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YDI xD

Mortanious 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:51

Your mom's fault for trusting an asshole, you.

tangyterp83 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:36

I would love to smack u right now! I hate teenagers...they think know everything but they don't know shit!

ol_bibster 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:43

dude that sucks so bad at least it was her fault

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