Miscellaneous: Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother...

By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 01/08/2019 12:00

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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Sounds like it's time to shave your head and start over

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ch0sn 6

Monday 6 July 2015 2:17

Time to be 2007 Britney

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 6 July 2015 6:03

Try wearing a hijab :3

kitttkattt 10

Tuesday 3 November 2015 22:31

look on the bright side.... now you only have to pay for half a hair cut!

meatmaeta 21

Sunday 10 April 2016 16:26

I guess this is how parents have fun.

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