Today, I corrected my mom in front of our family while she was ragging on my 12 year old cousin who got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was diagnosed with polycystic ovaries and confided in my mom, after being told I would have trouble having kids. Five minutes later, I hear the whole family laughing about it downstairs. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mother accused me of getting another lip piercing done on the sly to spite her. She finally realised I have more than one and won't believe I've always had two. Thanks for noticing, mom. FML
Today, my mother-in-law said: "People who don't have kids are children of the devil." I'm infertile, she knows this. FML
Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
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glassisass 0
yo mom is a bitch
CFR 0
Your mom is a bitch. One of my old friends has Polycystic Ovary syndrome. I'm sorry to hear that you have it too =(
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frittlebittle 0
Don't worry I have PCOS and they told me I couldn't have kids... I now have a happy daughter. P.S. Your mom's a bitch.
LuckyDux 0
DO NOT BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND!! I too have PCOS and have 3 beautiful children, no fertility help needed. Lots of people in my family have PCOS...and kids. What a shitty attitude, really, to feel sorry for yourself for something as common as PCOS.
epicwinmaster 0
**** punt your mom and ram a beer bottle up her vag and then say, "there, now niether of us can"
rjh09 0
your mom is a total bitch. i have Endometriosis, and even when i didnt think i was going to have children, my mother was always there giving me positive reinforcement. thats how your mom should be, not telling you that you wont have children. what a bitch. i would have smacked her. and left.
trip_toke_thrash 0
technolex 0
That's really ignorant. She's a butt ):
mimi2crazy4u 0
Girl you cannot always believe what doctors tell you. I conceived my little girl naturally while not having a period for over a year!
ayashe 2
Your mother had no business yelling at your cousin (or the cousins parents either, for those saying that) for a piercing anyway, it had nothing to do with her. You were right for telling her to stop, it's not disrespectful (for all those idiots on here who supposedly treat their parents like gods because 'they're their mommy and da da). And for the rest of you, you are all either rich or incredibly stupid. Treatment: Expensive. I hope you don't automatically think insurance would cover it. Some might, some wouldn't. And that's assuming the person even has insurance. Invitro, surrogacy, adoption: People who always throw around adoption should go hang themselves. Do you have any idea how expensive both of those are? I can cost more than actually having a baby. Adoption isn't an option for most people, even for those who WANT to adopt.
ChiliRamen 0
I would have punched my mother in the face for that. Your mother sounds like a terrible bitch.
gildedmuse 0
I think most of the time, people throw out adoption because of wording like "I will never be a mother because I can never get pregnant" which is a rather offensive thing to say. My friend would be hurt to know that her mother has never been a mother, I'm sure, and that she was never her daughter, either, simply because of a difference in biology. I don't think people are saying that adoption is an easy route, only that it is an alternative and that having a child this way makes you no less of a mother.
pineapples_fml 5
adoption.