Miscellaneous: Today, I confronted my very passive-aggressive roommate about...

By Upfront - 06/04/2016 05:19 - United States - Denver

Today, I confronted my very passive-aggressive roommate about taking out the trash. With a smug smile, she insisted that I should write her a letter if I want to argue. FML

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You BARBARIAN!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 10:57

Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML

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Demonic

By sarcastic_centipede - 09/06/2021 06:02

Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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HOA blues

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 02:00

Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML

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By somnolence - 17/09/2016 21:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By Gus - 30/11/2012 19:30 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Worst roommate ever

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 08:00 - Ireland

Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML

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MrPortalFan 21

Wednesday 6 April 2016 17:04

Dump all the trash in her room and leave a letter "You're with your people now"

trellz17 19

Wednesday 6 April 2016 17:04

If only howlers were real.

Comments

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 6 April 2016 18:26

My dearest roommate, Take out the garbage. Sincerely, **** you

bad_boyfriend 10

Wednesday 6 April 2016 18:29

Dear Cuntface, Next time you don't take out the trash it goes on your bed. Sincerely, Don't **** with me

xswitch74 17

Wednesday 6 April 2016 19:44

Talk about trashy behaviour....

chidexy 21

Wednesday 6 April 2016 19:48

formal or informal

shitstorm28 11

Wednesday 6 April 2016 19:48

next time you have to take it out, reserve an extra smelly piece and hide it in her car.

chidexy 21

Wednesday 6 April 2016 19:50

formal or informal

Bekll 31

Wednesday 6 April 2016 20:21

Sometimes a letter is the best way to express how you're feeling and to not let emotions get in the way of logic and responsibility. But the way your roommate acted it sounds like her way to get you out of the way and not deal with you so her chores don't get done. My roommate is very passive aggressive too. Even if she runs the dishwasher she won't take out the clean utensils she put in - she waits for me to take them out and if I don't she yells at me for taking too long to 'do my part.'

unclewilly 2

Wednesday 6 April 2016 20:37

Instead, get close enough for the tiny hairs on the end of your noses just start touching; whisper "take out the ******* trash". Then stare. No blinking. No moving; whisper, "now."