By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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lancewell 0

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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kellyml 0

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard

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txnightshadow 0

That is even worse than my divorce. My ex sent me a email from her job. My heart goes out to you.

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MizzHollywood 0

Okay your wife is stupid. Why would someone do that? It's retarded. At least tell your spouse you want a devorse before listing yourself as single. It's just plain retarded

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SurVivOr_429 0

that is totally ****** up!!... wow... i feel so bad for you...

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fuckedup666 0

There are usually some telltale signs before women ask for a divorce. It would be pretty dumb of you to not have noticed your wife was this unhappy in the marriage.

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meningless 0

damn, i feal sorry for ya man. good luck with that.

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