Love: Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed...

nothappywithlife 30 March 2009, 21:34 United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

31 March 2009, 02:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

31 March 2009, 02:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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jessxoxo28 5

31 March 2009, 23:36

thats terrible... no way can that happen!!! that bitch needs some ass kicking.

cheapshoes13 0

1 April 2009, 00:23

that really tragically sucks, I'm so sorry to hear that you were married to a cow like that. Though I don't know you I'd say you deserve better, no one deserves a spouse like that.

suckishfather 0

1 April 2009, 01:30

What a little bitchhh and nice one #31 i totally agree. my friggen grandfather has a facebook! And some advice, find out where she's living, get a couple close friends and like trash the place. or if you're too scared to do that, go with #114's idea.