Intimacy: Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm...

By Black - 12/12/2008 03:31 - Lebanon

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

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By catbum - 10/11/2016 03:54 - Canada - Regina

Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML

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By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2020 17:01

Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML

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By injuredwifelady - 23/02/2016 08:23 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:20

lock the door some cats can open them

CryingHowls 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:03

Today, I caught one of my cats humping my huge dog while he was asleep...even they get more action than me. FML

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Dark_Angel003 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:07

what a naughty cat

mikejc98 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:15

meowww ;)

ashhxoxo 14

Friday 8 July 2011 18:45

lmaooo. that's hilariouss. :)

laura_oddball 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:14

My male unneutered cat humps my female German Shepherd....all the time.... as well as his cat bed. Nothing new here lol.

weesmithy 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:52

Neuter your cat, jackass. Ydi.

BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:46

That´s disturbing...

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:52

that's one naughty pussy

beautycat246 7

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:45

Dude, there is something seriously wrong with that.

cayytee 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:55

my boy bunny used to hump my girl cat. but he died : (

LoneBooker88 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:37

It's okay. My dog humps the cat.....or the stuffed animal. :p

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