Anonymous
Today, I still can't get my ex out of my house. It's been a year and he, "refuses to give up on something special." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ssenmodnaR
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
zks
Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
Sad and lonely
Prague, Czechia
The old you, the new me
Today, I spent the day with my ex-husband, getting our house ready for market. We've been doing this for weeks, and to my shock, my ex has turned back into the hard-working, handy, patient man I fell in love with. I don't know what to say or do, so I spend every day quietly heartsick with longing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
pleasekillme
Brighton, United Kingdom
Call the cops
Today, it's been over three months since my housemates ended their one month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML
Stephanie
The sunk cost fallacy
Today, I finally got over my ex and his past of constant lying/cheating/manipulation in our relationship. Only… I'm still living in his house with all of my stuff and my cat, because I've already paid him my half of his mortgage for the next two months. FML
Anonymous
United States
There's still hope, then?
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
SingleSoon
United States
No way
Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Change of plan?
Today, it's been one year since my husband moved six states away for his job. The plan was for me to stay behind until I found a job, but I still haven't in all this time. I can just feel the distance growing between us. FML
Anonymous
Velika Kladuša, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Synopsis
Today, I've had a situation that's been going on for over three years now. A guy that I loved, that I created a company for, still doesn't see me. He still doesn't respect me. But he won't let me go. I want to go. For the field of work we do, I'm an expert. I gave it my all for his success. I'm just done and I want to go. FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so i am guessing you haven't actually tried removing him
Ellimac21 14
Is it really your house ? Your name on the paper and everything ? If so, call the cops and report a squat. But then, it depends if you really want your ex out or not.
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Comments (25)
weeping_willow 25
A year? Have you not tried calling the police to have them escort him out? I don’t feel like we’re getting the whole story here
stormy0307 16
He is probably on the lease or it’s his place. Also sounds like he wants the relationship back.
alycion 39
If you haven’t filed eviction papers, ydi. If it’s past that time, call the cops because now they can make her leave since it was court ordered. Every area has a process to get an unwanted person out of the house. Just look it up.
zuckerburg 21
Anyone who clicked on "I agree your life sucks" should really re-examine their own life choices. Unless your ex is holding you hostage, you have a ******* choice to leave. Grow some god damn balls, and leave. It's 20 ******* 19, there's strong women everywhere around you. Suck it up cupcake, no pity for you!
blueknight1st 26
Wait till he goes somewhere and change the locks. Then throw his crap out on the lawn. Problem solved.
Susan Yee 9
While he’s gone, packed his stuff and throw them on the curb, and change the locks.
chosha_fml 27
Give him a date to be out. Give him packing boxes. Stop speaking to him. After that date, do what others have suggested: pack his things and change the locks.
BLACKHEART46101 10
I'm over 2.5 years now, my fiancee is annoyed by the whole thing understandably.
paradoxcookie 1
Bring a guy over to make him mad