Health: Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an...

By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By Mr. Sniffles - 23/03/2015 15:43 - United States - Hamilton

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By markymark - 17/05/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

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Thursday 20 January 2011 12:10

I don't think the teacher can refuse to accept it. Talk to the principal.

MrsLender_fml 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:04

It's snot healthy to take a paper after someone sneezed all over it!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 20 January 2011 20:39

Say you weren't going to come in today but the voices said to "stop cleaning my guns and go do the exam instead - all will become clear".

persimmon 0

Friday 21 January 2011 4:19

why would taking an exam give you a cold? idiot.

xStarKillerx 4

Friday 21 January 2011 8:09

No. OP was sick and couldn't stay at home because she had an exam to take.

Lisa89 3

Friday 21 January 2011 7:00

it can't have been that important if she refused to take it in...

BoobooBear8 0

Friday 21 January 2011 8:16

I would've sneezed on her face.. then stuck the paper to it..

dansco 24

Saturday 22 January 2011 5:57

The lesson here - cover your mouth when you sneeze! lol

HeyyitsChelsea 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 11:18

They said they accidentally sneezed. They were probably trying to hold it in but it came out anyway.

ollio412 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:24

i woulda stood there and made a huge scene until tht asshole took the test lol

Emileerzz 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:46

next time your teacher gives you a work sheet, tell them you won't accept it cause it's not sneezed on.

cdomick 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 9:54

how do u accidentally sneeze on something u must have felt it coming should have turned you're head sorry ur sick but common sense people

florido_fml 10

Friday 23 March 2012 5:51

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