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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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Dale_shackleford 13

I can't believe how fast people commented on this. Although it is one of the stupidest and most pathetic fmls of 2016.

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ladycoco8 20

I blame the girl too. She should also have known better than to not have a condom with her, AND she should know about the morning after pill considering she's the one that has to take it. She basically ****** you up by making you do that, and you ****** her up by not being able to control yourself.

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balba31 13

You can always kick her in the belly...

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shinikageWolf 15

Dude, contraception. If you're into eating your own sloppy seconds just tell her.

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Kaguya99 20

Either this guy is exceptionally stupid. Or they are too young to be having sex, where they may not be able to get condoms or the morning after pill without their parents. I hope it didn't result in a teen/pre-teen pregnancy...

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doodycakes 16

1. You're a ******* idiot for that and if she is pregnant you kinda deserve it 2. Get a morning after pill if it's not too late. Those things can work up to five days, but that's pushing it. The sooner the better. Good luck

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team_garra 8

Maybe try making your pull out game stronger next time, or buy a rubber!

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