By chocolateisyum - 09/10/2011 11:13 - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9

Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

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roxyelizabeth 3

Oh wow. Looks like it's time to leave him before you get married. I can't believe he was that stupid to leave young kids alone at home.

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Cole__World 0

Tf is a footy.?? 0.o

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kitsune3 20

Leave it to Americans to ask that so many times. It's football, or as you call it, "soccer."

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Army_angel28 0

Please tell me you had enough sense to dump his worthless butt

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dansco 24

Dump this idiot or stop leaving your kids with him! They could've been hurt!!!

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Lysergic 0

Sounds like a xanax blackout I had...

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