Health: Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have...

By lft - 06/06/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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Bless you

By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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ann_leigh 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

that's why you cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze. ewwwww

slatertheblob 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:14

I guess thats snot what he was expecting

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merri_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:58

Probably should have covered your mouth and nose, or at least turned away, but still that's gotta be embarrassing. I have to say though, that I think your poor teacher might warrant a post on here a little more than you do. An awkward situation all around. FYL.

xo_emily_xo 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:58

blehhh! that is NASTY!!

girlnamedkris 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:05

Today, while my math students were working, one of them called me over for help. As I was explaining the problem, he suddenly sneezed, spraying snot all over my arm and hand. FML See? Much better that way.

SucksToBeYa 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:09

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LittleMiss1 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:17

Ahh thats just gross!

BulldogQB4 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:20

ummmm COVER learned this in kindergarten. When you sneeze COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH...sick dude.

cashmuhlah23 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:27

wow that is just plain nasty

purple4reina 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:29

You deserve that. Cover your mouth next time dumby.

youknowwho_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:34

Is it just me or do these FMLs get worse and worse every time? Before they made me laugh. I have no idea how this one got through moderation. You sneezed. So what?