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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By badjob - 12/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML

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By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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By Wrong number - 25/02/2022 21:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML

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By parker1993 - 03/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML

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By Jobless - 07/09/2010 23:27 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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By panther of the desert - 02/05/2012 21:58 - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 02:04 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML

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By kristine29 - 03/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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Renesaga 8

Thursday 12 May 2011 12:19

I don't remember..

DocBastard 38

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:14

Obviously your erotic dancing wasn't erotic enough.

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bjohnst12 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 12:59

uhh you must of been boring her so bad it gave her amnesia

DocBastard 38

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:14

Obviously your erotic dancing wasn't erotic enough.

MRobvious750 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:44

19- perhaps OP could receive lessons how to the dance more erotic from you?

cptmorgan15 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:52

Perfect opportunity to redo the interview and nail it. This isn't a FML, this is a sign, OP.

annihil8or 15

Thursday 12 May 2011 14:01

Say "ya stupid, how do you think i got ur business card?"

gemzroxya 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 14:29

take the hint, i dont think you got the job. sorry op.

dadof2 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 14:32

sounds like you made a great impression

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:42

Hell of a first impression you made there.

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:10

guess you weren't very good in training ha

notjusanuthapret 0

Friday 13 May 2011 14:24

thats happen to me before. I think it means you wont be getting hired

saning 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:57

Being able to speak proper English might have helped. As in either "see if I got the job", or "see if I had gotten the job"

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