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By oouchh - 24/07/2011 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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By Anon - 06/09/2015 12:50 - United Kingdom - Stafford

Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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Sunday 24 July 2011 19:12

doesn't justify the cheating.

FarSide 22

Sunday 24 July 2011 19:52

Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!

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prettygrlwrock 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:14

how'd u know it was a size six??

Goodlife918975 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:01

haha

BabyWest 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:00

that just show now he's stuck with a girl without and boobs.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:41

Size six is not anorexic. Even size 0s or 00s can have more than a handful of boobs.

jaff23 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:13

if he cheated on you then he's not worth being embarrassed over

toryfee 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:03

- prehaps he likes the skinny bitches ?

RawrNom 0

Friday 5 August 2011 17:35

at least you have boobs? she must be pretty flat chested if she's a size 6. you're beautiful no matter what size you are :)

meh_1155 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:18

btw… you can be a 6 and have huge boobs, just saying

Number1Wiener 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:03

Fat people get no love c':

thekewlest69 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:35

Are you a little chubby or is she just that skinny

Angellic_09 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:28

U hav bigger boobs! Which your ex cant have now..bad for him not for you

pulore 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:19

Aww. Thats shitty. Sorry you had to feel that way.

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Today, I wasted 20 minutes trying to open a container of slime, only for rotten green liquid and weird brownish yellow goo to spray spanning 5 feet in all directions from me and my bed. I nearly threw up and now am getting a wet, sleepless night. FML

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Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML

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Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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