Today, I became my one night stand's shrink as he went through the process of realising he might be bisexual. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Today, I’m bisexual and recently got into talking with a man after dumping my girlfriend. I had a “craving” for a man and when I went to fulfill my needs, it wasn't even two inches long. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That is either a blow to your ego or a boost depending on whether he was straight or gay 24 hours ago.
Demon_of_Light 27
You're right, it doesn't, but at the same time, it sounds as this confession came with a level of emotional intimacy that OP was not entirely comfortable with. Also, it saddled OP with the burden of helping a stranger process a lot of personal information/emotion that might have been better addressed to a friend or family member.
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Comments (5)
fml123ih8people 1
Nah fam
vinnyc1 5
So much for that one night stand!! The only thing getting screwed is that brain lol!'
RichardPencil 32
That is either a blow to your ego or a boost depending on whether he was straight or gay 24 hours ago.