By sothishappened - 20/05/2014 09:54 - United States - Joliet

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 767
You deserved it 8 793

Same thing different taste

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The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.

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#50 the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

incoherentrmblr 21

Who uses an analogy like that?!...

incoherentrmblr 21

I also like how Cannibalistic the women are in this part of the thread...

But wait, why is there an fml about a bad looking cake?

good thing its your cake and not theirs. oh and dont forget the yummy whipped cream. sounds super awesome!

Who says that about something someone has spent their time and money on. Very rude of the neighbors. Some things are best left unsaid.

#38 they're probably really close and just joking.

That's disgusting. Way to ruin everyone's appetite.

I heard strawberries, definitely didn't ruin mine.

The neighbour's comment, not the cake!

nlm92 15

That sounds delicious! I would devour that cake! If looks meant anything chocolate cake would taste like shit and mud.

The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.

Probably looking for strawberry cakes.

They make pizzas and sell them outside the clinic. "Mario's Clinic Pizzas -- your loss is our sauce!"

Right? How many abortions have they had?!? That's a terrible thing to say to someone having gone through the trouble, been so kind, and is as resourceful as OP had been! Meanie butts is what they are...

Now that's a visual I can't scrape out of my brain. I also lost my appetite, which is great since I need to lose a few. Thanks, OP! Nah, scratch that... it's cake... cake is good, even if it looks morbid.

ChristianH39 30

All that matters is the taste. Looks can be deceiving.

Overused reference. -1 for the both of you.

FrancesShiver 20

And how do they know what one of those looks like?? They should just be happy you did it.

FrancesShiver 20

Damn it stop disliking my comment I'm not funny ok sorry

FrancesShiver 20

Stop disliking I'm just trynna be nice

lexiieeex3 32

You telling people to stop voting you down just makes me want to vote you down even more.