Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML
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gracehi 31
Thank you, but I wasn't brave. There's a tall picket fence and some trees obscuring the view of my apartment from the school. I can only see the school parking lot because I'm on the second story. The only reason someone would be able to see me from there would be if they were looking for me. I would have been quite safe, even if there had been any real danger. If there really was some lunatic shooting up the school, at the very least I would have called the cops. I'd like to think I would also grab my gun, head over there, and try to shoot the mother ****** myself, but you never really know what you'll do in a situation like that until it happens.
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immunetoinsanity 23
At least it wasn't actually a gunshot!
KittenSandwich 9
Of course not. You always sit inside and wait for the people who got shot to tell you what happened.
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Comments (72)
Lang88 13
If you are an ex-veteran who seen combat you shouldn't feel embarrassed even if you ever got PTSD from other events if you are not a vet.
shortemogirl 10
My neighbors have a potatoe launcher that sounds like a gun and scares me sometimes. Also one time while camping I heard a wolf then an elk ( sounded like a little girl screaming) and I could sleep that night I was so scared
rnuffie 3
considering that you live in florida i would've thought the same thing
leary96 15
Thumb me down if you want but I don't think op has ever heard a gun shot
gracehi 31
I have. I had to fire guns at boot camp, and I carry a gun which I use for target practice.
slyde32 12
why do you find it so hard to believe that a loud bang and people screaming wouldn't make someone think gun shot? especially seeing as it woke her from her sleep, I don't usually run through all scenarios when a loud noise wakes me, I assume the worst
worldclassrager 39
That's one interesting experiment
chosha_fml 26
If children were screaming, then I guess you weren't the only scared one.
MrSweeps 5
I want this app to notify me when the author wipes his butt. Clearly we need more developer updates. Live blog the process pls
fmlrulesBolt 14
Same happened to me as well. Today, my dad scared me shitless after rushing to me and being on the phone. His reaction seemed first worried and I thought something bad happened. Turns out he was excited that his team had scored 2 goals. Shit happens
Lifejustsucks2 1
I haTe science fairs they still scare me shitlesss