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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 07:48 - Australia

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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Criminal minds at their best

By loz4151336 - 03/03/2020 12:06

Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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Stooooop!

By AgentFreshers - 07/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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Hangry

By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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Lovin' it

By RAB - 18/07/2020 02:02

Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML

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By sorryyouweregone - 25/03/2013 13:13 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 9 September 2010 16:18

I didn't know they ever served barbecue bacon cheeseburgers.

krazyyy 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 16:19

bacon betrayal.

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pokemaster2468 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:02

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DXB3 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 16:31

when did they start?

Sneezytoaster 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:58

#3 FTW :]

gabby1995pena 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:46

burger king has them now.

ssoccerchick97 16

Monday 14 November 2011 3:37

Ugh, that DOES suck! :))

RAUN 8

Tuesday 15 November 2011 18:37

Should have bought him a pack of the BBQ sauce for McNuggets and made his day, assuming he had bought a regular bacon cheeseburger.

newburton13 26

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:29

Well he's not going to get a girlfriend with that attitude.

ITS_SNORLAX 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:46

Wrong restaurant!!!!!!!!

RedCrow 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 19:39

OReAh hahaha!!! Nice one... Wait they seriously don't sell them anymore?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *crys hysterically*

angeluscado 15

Saturday 19 May 2012 20:43

Was his name Sheldon, by any chance?

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