Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
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Top comments
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Don't worry, she probably just uses that excuse on guys a lot and has been accustomed to do that after being asked out
xxrogerthatxx 19
I think I would've rather read "FIRST".
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Comments (114)
touch_the_sky_77 22
Aw man, that's harsh :(
Johnson_Mcgee 1
Should've said "What a coincidence, so am I!"
niome_fml 9
I'm confused what are you talking about?
lynnlove19 5
I mean if you were going for the whole butch thing it could kinda be a compliment..... Maybe?
godcomplexkid 7
if she honestly can't tell then I don't think she would be a good date anyway.
lesbihonestgurl 1
that's so mean but hey butch lesbians are my fave lesbians haha
cece23_fml 10
She's probably just used to using that line to turn people (read guys) down and it was the first excuse that popped into her head. I'm sure she probably felt embarrassed after she'd said it. You should try becoming her friend anyway to show there are no hard feelings - and who knows where it might go from there.
sest 4
Be glad. You dodged a bullet on the airhead.
Aenterial 11
Hah, ouch... how's that for a punch to the feels?
fantasyworld 39
Sorry. Don't worry there's plenty of fish in the sea.