Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
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Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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docscientist 10
The influence of things on stupid people.
Cmliedtke 0
just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-
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PwnedDuck 1
It's clearlyy a joke, unless y
PwnedDuck 1
It's clearly a joke, unless your child is functionally retarded. Ever heard of sarcasm before?
eric22446690 0
ha
AngelLove251987 0
well u know, it's time to save up money, looks like you will have to bail him out
Ally14654 0
Aren't most of the Grand Theft Auto games rated AO? (Adults Only) Honestly, you shouldn't let your 14 year old son play Grand Theft Auto at that age.
conman531 23
I played my first GTA, GTA 3, when I was 7 or eight. It was my older brothers and I secretly went in his room to play, and I didn't even know what it was at first. I've played about all of them ever since. But I played and I never killed anyone, stole a car, stole money, lit a car on fire, beat someone up or get in a fight (sort of a pacifist), or stolen alcohol, and I'm now sixteen. The "worse act of violence" was playing paintball, which isn't violent or dangerous at all. My parents trust me too. I let my younger cousins play, and told didn't even tell them its not real and there fine six years later at ages like 12 and 13 and 14. They all keep good grades, a lot of friends, play sports, are in music groups, GTA doesn't influence bad decision. If kids are raised to show whats good and bad, they don't do stupid things, generally. Rockstar was sued on several occasions and won them all. Now they do have good lawyers, but kids wouldn't act like that if the parents took 2 minutes and say thats not a good thing to do, that could land you in trouble, thats dangerous, or its not cool to do that stuff, there wouldn't be kids committing crimes. My parents never gave me that talk, so I don't know how I am like I am. I'm not always blaming parents, it could be the neighborhood. I play GTA online, and there are a lot of kids from NYC, and that has a high crime rate, decreasing, but still high. I live in a town with a below moderate crime rate, and not a lot of people have GTA
pokewolfey 6
That's what in saying!
superpokgai123 0
Remind him to put on the seatbelt though, coz if you forget, you'll fly out when you crash
footcheezeez 16
Annnnnddddd... There goes the last neuron in that thick skull.
footcheezeez 16
I'm sexy and I know it... (btw)
Hipnog 15
You bought him an 18+ game. YDI.