Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while...

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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n_london 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:34

this is a classic fml. that really sucks. and who the **** votes YDI on this?

kingbob337 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:31

ouch ouch ouch

Comments

screwtaylor 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:36

So I'm guessing your wife doesn't like seeing blood? I wonder how she handles her periods.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:41

Maybe his wife is the same girl from recent FMLs who got sick at the sight of her own period?

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:41

Period blood =/= regular blood. A person can faint at the sight of blood, but won't be phased at all by her periods. @OP: FYL. Seriously, some of these whiny bastards here should take a look at this FML and remember that their life isn't that bad. =

curryndricegirll 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:48

i think the puking is more from the fact that it's the same knife she uses to cook with. and having your period and getting sick at the sight of blood is not the same thing.

plethora 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:25

That and the fact that he probably sprayed blood all over her kitchen. And possibly her as well.

ThatDopeKid 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:36

DAAAAAYUUUUMMM ouch man

JayXL14 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:39

holy fvck talk about a bad day..............

dustbunny10 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:40

ahhh!!! soooo grosssss!!!

Brian0192 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:41

The life of the wife is ended by the knife? wait...

whoaelena 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:18

STEWIE!

iandevaan 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:43

YDI for being black

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:44

Second tbh. And I don't quite get why she was puking?

Khalavaster 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:44

dude, how is that possible? she cutting sideways midair or something? i cant imagine how that would happen, but FYL.

amiotica 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:58

maybe op made a noise when he jerked his hand back and startled her and she raised the knife thinking that she hit him with it or something was wrong or whatever and then he hit it.... it makes perfect sense