By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Spicy
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!

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well maybe he just thought it was out of character

well hopefully he drowned ur ship with water ;)

So long as the sea men were saluted appropriately..

1crabbygirl 10

maybe he doesn't want to think of the uniform he sees his fellow seamen in *constantly* in a sexual way?!? do something that doesn't make him think of seamen, exactly.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

That's when you take off his hat and uniform jacket and just leave your high heels on. (:

Nolimit2217 32

It always weirds me out when girls out on my uniform too.. It's not sexy.