By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Spicy
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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golden_warrior 23

Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!

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greggly123 6

I would have thought that that was sexy as hell. And I would have thought it was such an awesome and spontaneous surprise to show me how much you love me and want me. Your husband must be a ****

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shellyzcat 3

What part of your job is sexy to you? My husband is in the navy and would of done the same thing, take the easy road and try a maids costume.

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PieknyCzlowiek 7

thats a good sign! men yhink that stuff is over the top cute and it will most deffinatly get him going.

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marinewife519 12

Hey one good thing to laugh about, this Fml made it to a FB page called Overly Sensitive Military Wives

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K3v1ntrs 5

He probably saw that a lot in the navy.

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icepick23 12

Sounds like success! Get it, girl...

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starsfan326 12

One of my ex girlfriends tried putting in my Navy dress whites one time I laughed too

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iambeccafran 4

Next time, just wear bacon. Every man stands at attention with the grand ole flag at full mast, if you just wear bacon.

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Michele2luv 8

#23 This is probably my favorite comment ever lol :D

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