Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Entitlement
Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML
Vessels
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Touché
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Narcissists never unite!
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Think of the environment
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
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LaColombianita 26
That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.
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Eragons_Mommy92 9
Also, the duggars children are all by them. Michelle delivered all 19 of them. a few of them were twin pregnancies. after she had a miscarriage in her second pregnancy because of the birth control she was on they decided they would leave it up to god how many children they had. personally i love the Duggars. i dont know how they do it with 19 kids!! but if they can handle it then hey, more power to them!
DawnAshley088 2
Sounds like she is trying to be the united nations not Angelina.
AmandaIsMyName 0
That's what is wrong with America!!! People like that getting knocked up over and over and being supported by welfare. Smh!!! Not even 20 years old. Do you people not understand that there is life after high school not just graduating (if you even do or make it that far) and that motherhood is something mature people should do! Gah.. I wanna kill some people!! We should be like Japan and have limited children!!!
CheshireHalli 19
The awkward moment when you realize this didn't occur in America...
OHai15 12
she's not even from America, shit like this happens everywhere, get ur facts straight
smallsmerry123 5
For the children- their lives suck and shouldnt be in that situation, for op's sister, she needs to be spayed.
Kcloudnine 0
Damn that's sad op smh When the hell did she have her 1st??
superbubbles 4
But... Angelina adopted didn't she?
tphantomt 5
No those guys are FML'ed she is doing great four regular checks with a welfare backup! I I only had a a ****** how easy it would be...
aron7628 5
Exactly because men have the most power i'n Africa, they should be the top priority to teach considering they can change Africa entirely for the better with education... For example take democracy, it can only be used if the citizens are relatively intelligent, if they aren't, it fails due to the total stupidity i'n the country
michellenKG 5
What a stupid bitch.
justfienne 12
I like this bright side...lol