Intimacy: Today, even though my boyfriend knew that I was a devout catholic... - FML

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By Bethany - 20/05/2016 19:31 - Germany

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Today, even though my boyfriend knew that I was a devout catholic before he asked me on a date, he's pissed that I keep refusing to have sex. Apparently, he thought I was just playing hard to get and that I would eventually drop my panties like all the other slutty "religious" girls he claims to have fucked. FML

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organizse 28

Saturday 21 May 2016 15:50

If he can't respect a single wish he's not worth keeping around

sonasonic 34

Saturday 21 May 2016 15:50

I wonder if he puts that on his rèsumè...

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:44

Cut him loose. He just told you exactly what he expected from you.

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