Health: Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking...

By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 1:05

OH my gosh!!! I would throw up!

xelectrickiss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:07

im gagging. seriously, nasty.

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trangster612 2

Friday 2 September 2011 9:19

Yuuummmmmm..... *note the sarcasm*

emmakkate 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 21:27

OH GROSS!!

paige99100 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:37

That almost happened to me !

lifesucks0001 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:23

Ewww I just gagged!

WellThatSuxx 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 23:51

..DUDE!

Ckrew_7 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:34

Bahahahaha damn that sucks lmao

laurenallen7 5

Monday 19 September 2011 0:41

eww hahha that's soo gross

Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 14:53

That is just gross FYL alot.

Shaqdiesel954 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:12

Lol! He knew exactly what he was doing.

jay1010 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:04

eww i would move anyway

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