Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
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Pikachu17 13
Don't let your kids become your boss, show your kid who's in charge. Or learn to love Santa music
The_Tool1 13
That's when you throw the radio away and tell her you don't know what happened to it.
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robo_thunder 13
If you didn't want to listen to it all year then why did you bother looking for the station? I'm sure it was kind of hard to find after the holiday season.
robo_thunder 13
If you didn't want to listen to it all year then why did you bother looking for the station? I'm sure it was kind of hard to find after the holiday season.
Xalandra 17
Um, who is the parent? It's supposed to be you right? Turn it off, be honest with her and say, "Honey, the time for Christmas music has come and gone. We can listen to it again next Christmas." or just let her listen to it for a little bit and turn it off before you start losing your mind. She will fight, scream, and throw an absolute fit... and you know what? She'll make herself tired, or get distracted, or get hungry enough that she'll stop. She needs to learn that she can't get whatever she wants by throwing a fit. Yes she's young, this is probably just a phase, but, really? You need to start setting boundaries somewhere. If you let her learn that she can get whatever she wants by throwing a fit, she will NEVER stop throwing fits. She'll become a selfish brat. Dont let her control you.
tybird 6
Upset the bitch then
dunker_fml 4
Ok, when I first saw this I misread "Santa" and thought it was "Satan", pretty much the same when it comes to listening to it 12 months of the year.
bugmenotmofo 34
Headphones.
shabbydoooo 8
Yea I completely agree with everyone why'd I have to bother, but now just get her some earphones so that way you both can be happy :)
Homer1975 14
good idea dude
Homer1975 14
sometimes wife give your a daughter …
BracJones214 3
Falalalala la f*ck your life
BracJones214 3
and also, i hear that benadryl makes children sleepy, why not slip her a couple of those, then kick back to some 80's music.