Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
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Top comments
Pikachu17 13
Don't let your kids become your boss, show your kid who's in charge. Or learn to love Santa music
The_Tool1 13
That's when you throw the radio away and tell her you don't know what happened to it.
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Comments (118)
irateyou 9
Just admit santa's dead. Problem solved.
applexj 13
How is it ok to tell the child that Santa is dead???
irateyou 9
It's a joke. Calm down.
applexj 13
Sorry, I just get worked up over things that :(
irateyou 9
Ha. Np
Obey_StudBoii 23
I know a lot will frown on this but if it bothers you so much, invest in a cheap little CD player and buy her a kids Christmas CD. It can't get worse.
darth_luke 8
I moderated this :D
skyenoelle 15
Come on now; get in the holiday spirit! ;)
charvisioku 22
You could have just pretended to look and then said "Oh no, I can't find one. You'll have to wait until next Christmas".
buckdharma 38
This FML made me think of the movie Groundhog Day. Christmas will never end until you put away everything that is Christmas.
erinchick1 7
It's a phase...probably won't last very long... My daughter goes thru quite a few.
ctlnaaia71 8
you're daughter is a brat
holyshitbatman 20
sometimes you just gotta say NO
my2centsworth 15
Being upset won't cause permanent damage to her little psyche.
DanielleinDC 34
And it didn't occur to you to be the parent and say, no, honey, the time for Santa music is past? Turn it off. So what if she has a fit; she'll get over it.